THE SARCASTIC CHARACTER COMPARISON CHART...

Well, let's get this out of the way first...

Okay, so we got that out of the way... now, what do Nicholas Piberuis Wilde of Zootopia, James Tiberius Kirk of the Star Trek franchise, and Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III of the How to Train Your Dragon franchise have in common? They're all sarcastic as high heaven, but what else? Well, let this handy flow chart I created in August guide you...

HICCUP  KIRK   NICK W.
     X           X          X         Sarcastic to the max
     X           X          X         Has lost a family member
     X           X                     Owns something that can fly
                  X          X         Lives in the big city when not doing typical things
                  X                     Has destroyed family property
    X            X          X         Hustles
    X            X          X         Got abandoned once
    X            X                     Has good taste in music
                  X                     Has a Oscar-Winning Film (will be updated)
    X                                   Has a Golden Globe-Winning Film (will be updated)
                               X        Gave someone a skunk-butt rug
                  X           X        Got involved in a massive conspiracy 
    X                         X        Have too much fanart
    X            X           X        Have a massive fandom
    X            X           X        Get the women
    X            X           X        Have a partner who thinks logically
    X            X                     Leaders
                  X           X        Joined a prestigious organization 
                  X                     Got a Next Generation
    X            X           X        Have epic theme music
    X            X           X        Disagree with the establishment 
    X            X           X        Are the establishment 
                  X                     Got a reboot
    X                                   Originated from a totally different book series

That's my blog post for today. Join me next week as I analyze the Emmy Awards... See you guys later!